we have a new roommate and she arrived in a box that says “just fabulous” so that’s really perfect
THE CUTEST
You know what’s terrifying?
Sending an e-mail that has the potential to change absolutely everything.
OMG.
Nice to meet you, my name is Blair Waldorf.
nice headband, bitch
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+5 because I have no idea why this line would not help you get laid.
+4 remarkable hostility. And in just three words!
+2 because I don’t think he actually likes her headband, do you? I hope it has a giant flower on it though.
TOTAL POINTS: 11.
LMAO
